Mirror, you are so ugly today.

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

leetakeuchi:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE???


(via kookoomama)

flrnc:

yeah right

flrnc:

yeah right

(via totallymoonstruck)

p0sterchild:

ive had this experience only once and it was when i had food

p0sterchild:

ive had this experience only once and it was when i had food

(via quenching-the-wanderlust)