Mirror, you are so ugly today.
Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE???
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ive had this experience only once and it was when i had food
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